23 October, 2009


Fuck people with inspirational quotes in the signature line of their emails. Are you kidding me? Is it that they have some vision of everyone who reads their drivel (no doubt 1-3 sentences long, and flagged as "highly important", like all of their emails) suddenly imagining the sender as some sort of fucking guru, living by the mantra so boldly displayed in an ornate font above their contact info? Hanging in there, not sweating the small stuff (they say its all small stuff), not letting perfect get in the way of progress, handing out water to small, dirty-faced children in ravaged slums? How does one, you know aspiring to hone their idiocy, choose such an inspirational quote? Do you google "quotable quotes", or "quotes for siglines" ? Give me, please, won't you, a fucking break.

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